Hello little ugly frog in our garage. I'd becareful...behind you is a pink boot...
...and in that pink boot is a princess. A princess with a stick...ur, um, I mean magic wand.
And just when you turn your back, little froggie, that princess will exchange that magic wand for a shovel.
No kisses or prince here. Just a princess in her pajamas and pink boots, sad, very sad, almost-in-tears-sad, that we don't have a pond to put the frog in...because, "his mommy frog is in the pond and sad her baby frog is missing and we can't help get him there 'cause we don't have a pond."
Eat your heart out Disney film makers....eat your heart out.